A rather Brutal but Cunnin' Boss, to be sure, Kon Kushin came to his position while in a bout with other Nobz of his clan to see who would take the place of their newly dead leader. Out of 100 Nobz, Kushin was one of the final two left standing. Both had suffered grievous wounds (and were not allowed to see a mad dok to get patched up for the fight), Kaghshun missing his both arms and his opponent missing an eye and both legs (a fair fight, really) Kushin won by sneakin' up behind, knocking over, standing on the arms of and bashing in the skull of his opponent with his own head. He was cunnin' enough to wear a helmet to make his 'ead 'arder and make sure he didn't brain himself.
Having won, gotten new arms (fresh from the beaten ork), and becoming Boss, Kushin decided to take his clan and beat all the others into submission and have them join his WAAAGH.
Kushin's speed freaks and meks brought him a brand new bike, capable of going faster than any bike painted red, more durable than "dose really big tanks dem 'umies have" and more dakka than 3 bikes put together (it equates to about 4 bikes worth, but who's counting).
His new fandom brought him support from all over his local star system, every ork in the area wanted to witness the 'Ead Basha bash in heads for the sake of a bigger, better WAAAGH, and eventually the rumors started going around.
Orkoids were saying that Kushin can explode one of those big 'umies just by hitting his head!
Others said they had witnessed Him and another speed freak charge eachother on their bikes and instead of chopping or klawing, Kushin just reached his neck out and rammed his head into the torso of the opponent so fast that he was ripped in half.
In fact, so many would-be bosses have had their head obliterated, that Kushin's helmet has bent and molded to his head and is impossible to remove. Not that he would ever allow it to he removed. In his own words: " 'ow do I'z knowz dat I'z not gunna get me own 'ead bashed in by some runty git who wantz to be me?"
Differing from other WAAAGH bosses of his magnitude and influence, Kushin doesn't believe he's being spoken to by Mork and Gork, and doesn't think hes some sort of chosen one to bring all the orks together in one big WAAAGH to end the galaxy. He just likes a good fight, and knows he needs other orks to make the ships, gubbinz, and gunz; to fight all the runty enemies and leave him the impressive and important ones.
Having won, gotten new arms (fresh from the beaten ork), and becoming Boss, Kushin decided to take his clan and beat all the others into submission and have them join his WAAAGH.
Kushin's speed freaks and meks brought him a brand new bike, capable of going faster than any bike painted red, more durable than "dose really big tanks dem 'umies have" and more dakka than 3 bikes put together (it equates to about 4 bikes worth, but who's counting).
His new fandom brought him support from all over his local star system, every ork in the area wanted to witness the 'Ead Basha bash in heads for the sake of a bigger, better WAAAGH, and eventually the rumors started going around.
Orkoids were saying that Kushin can explode one of those big 'umies just by hitting his head!
Others said they had witnessed Him and another speed freak charge eachother on their bikes and instead of chopping or klawing, Kushin just reached his neck out and rammed his head into the torso of the opponent so fast that he was ripped in half.
In fact, so many would-be bosses have had their head obliterated, that Kushin's helmet has bent and molded to his head and is impossible to remove. Not that he would ever allow it to he removed. In his own words: " 'ow do I'z knowz dat I'z not gunna get me own 'ead bashed in by some runty git who wantz to be me?"
Differing from other WAAAGH bosses of his magnitude and influence, Kushin doesn't believe he's being spoken to by Mork and Gork, and doesn't think hes some sort of chosen one to bring all the orks together in one big WAAAGH to end the galaxy. He just likes a good fight, and knows he needs other orks to make the ships, gubbinz, and gunz; to fight all the runty enemies and leave him the impressive and important ones.
The 'Kon' part was added after a battle with the White Scars space marine chapter. The nobz in the force heard the White Scars call their leaders Khans and they were all on bikes, so they figured together that Kushin is also a Khan. Go figure.
His model has the ability (and pose) to be able to come off his bike and be used un-mounted
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